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MSN Personal Messages

Posted by Fred | Posted in , | Posted on 20:14

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When we sign in to MSN Messengers, there's a space below your display name to enable us to type our personal message or a link that we wanna share with others. *Everyone knows about it..*

What you will type in that small space?

Let me give you some examples based from my MSN contacts:

  1. Current location : Yea, bek in ipoh!
  2. Current mood: Sunny day? Happy day?? No special feelings at all..
  3. Announcement: *** is back in kuantan dy, want to find him yumcha kindly call his hp num 012*******, especially lenglui !!!
  4. Motivation quotes: YES I CAN DO IT!
  5. Experience: faculty = fuck it tee, by professor from University of Tokyo!
  6. Jokes: If Ikea were to take over Genaral Motors, all the car would be "DIY"...
  7. Current activity: sleeping~
  8. Quotes: When there's life, there's death...

Mostly you'll saw something that I had classified above, there are more but it takes me hours if you want me to classified each of it.

What I makes me lmao are personal messages which desperate for a partner or love quotes, I was thinking what makes Cupid Angels comes to M'sia and firing their arrows frequently.


Here's some example personal messages with my suggested answers to reply someone who display such personal messages:

PM= Personal Message ; MA= My suggested Answer

-PM: I want love too!
-MA: Then get yourself one instead of sitting in front of your PC doing nothing.

-PM: I am crying for you.. waiting for you.. baby i waiting for you..
-MA: Remember to bring yourself a box of tissue paper when waiting someone in the future..

-PM: Going to pakto.. but duno wif who.. with cow better.. since im a ngao hai.
-MA: Do you mean you're a bull instead of human being? Farmville fans will love you!

-PM: The worst way to miss someone is to sit right beside them knowing you can't have them..
-MA: Then stand beside them so you can have them!

-PM: I totally god damm sad of losing you.... haiz....! Kill me pls....
-MA: Bang your head to the wall till you die! I don't wanna enter jail for such lame action.

-PM: I Am just nOt gooD EnoUgh for u..
-MA: Are telling me that you're bad enough for your dream partner?

-PM: Nothing's gonna change my love for you..
-MA: How about I give you nothing to change your love, agree?

-PM: I miss my (GF/BF) so badly...
-MA: Can you comfirm that he/she miss you like as much as yours?

-PM: Life is so empty without you....
-MA: When your dream partner appears, what will full up your life? Credit card bills?

-PM: I just cant stop missing u... giv me a break...
-MA: Buy yourself a Kit Kat!


Come on guys, think out of the box and everything will turn better than you're expected. Without a partner, your life will still continue and time won't stop.


Remember to smile, even you're desperate...



OK, I think that should be enough. To the readers of this post, if your personal messages appeared please don't get mad or pissed off, I don't mean to insult you or start a fight,
PEACE!



  • No offense, the personal messages above are insert for displaying purpose only and this post was created just for entertaining the readers.

Grandma Stories...

Posted by Fred | Posted in | Posted on 03:57

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I remember once there was someone asking me what I really hate of.

That time, I'm still can't figure out what is it.

Loneliness, despair, and etc...

Nope...

Now, I got myself that answer.

That's doing something which waste your efforts for nothing.

Currently doing account work for parents from day to night.

I'm kinda miss my schooling days..

Miss my books, homeworks, friends, teachers but not uniforms.

Well Chinese New Year is coming, there are many things that should be done.

Tomorrow, as usual, back to work with calculator and computer, BORING~

No matter how it ends, I'll just put a smile on my face...

Last Post For 2009

Posted by Fred | Posted in | Posted on 23:15

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About 40 more minutes to go, bye bye 2009 & welcome 2010.

Will my life turn better in year 2010?


In year 2010, I can tell that the moment I fear the most is the time I get my STPM results.


Will I manage to enter my targeted university?
















Ah, forget all the worries for now...






Later, everyone in the world is count down the seconds to lead an end for year 2009.

 The most important for now is waiting the whole world shouting: "Happy New Year!"




Year 2009 ends as well as my gaming moments ends, I gonna get a job soon.




Be happy for arrival of year 2010 and don't forget your smile.


Man should love year 2010 because FIFA IS BACK!

Well again, Happy New Year.

Christmas

Posted by Fred | Posted in | Posted on 23:33

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Jingle bell, jingle bell... Christmas for 2009 had arrived.



What's X'mas(Christmas) anywhere?


The day we recieve presents and give presents?


Eating X'mas cookies?

Put a X'mas tree in your house?Or waiting Santa to give you a present by riding his flying reindeer?

Actually, X'mas is the day where Jesus Christ was born and it had becomes the annual holiday for the world. People will sending X'mas cards to their friends or family, singing X'mas songs, set up X'mas decorations and etc.


At X'mas eve, most of the people will gather with their family to have a nice X'mas eve meal or go to church for their X'mas celebration.


Kids love X'mas for present, teenagers love X'mas for holidays, businessman love X'mas for selling X'mas goods, everybody love X'mas!


Me?!


Once I was a child, I love X'mas because of snowball fight!

Beside of snowball fight, builing a snowman maybe fun too!

It looks fun and too sad Malaysia never have winter.

Well actually it's a good thing too at least I don't need to clear the snow in front of my house like how the citizens of snowing countries did.




Or stuck in the airport when there are blizzard outside.


X'mas for year 2009 had passed with joy, peace and wishes came true.

What I'm waiting is the arrival of year 2010.


Should I make a new year wish list?






Nah, forget about it...


Chinese Kung Fu? Muay Thai? Or WWE?

Posted by Fred | Posted in , | Posted on 15:24

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Few minutes ago, I watched a video titled 09中泰爭霸賽 少林俗家弟子張開印KO泰國皇家拳師藍桑坤 in youtube.





It has been a while that I saw this kind of match. This video make us Chinese proud. The sad part is some of the viewers of that video thinks that it is a fake match.

Come on...

I don't know how they get the evidences and said it was fake.

I can't blame them for having such an idea because WWE make them had such a thinking.





WWE(World Wrestling Entertainment) had corrupted the world and make everyone thinks that fighting matches on TV shows or PPV(Pay per view) are planned. WWE matches are planned before the show starts and everyone know that. About WWE season matches I'm not clear whether they fixed the winners for it.


Although WWE is fake, why there are so much people watching it?


Check the hall or stadium that they make the show, it is always full and people are still cheering for their favourite superstars and boo-ing the "bad attitude" wrestlers.


The answer is because of Vincent Kennedy McMahon. He is the current WWE Chairman and CEO. He success to make WWE famous till kids from every country loves WWE! He is making tons of money with WWE. Uusing his creative thinking and apply them in the show makes almost every Americans watching RAW, ECW and SmackDown every week.







As you watch Kung Fu and Muay Thai, the fights are more aggresive but the skills aren't fake.

If there is someone creative willing to make a figthing show with Muay Thai or Chinese Kung Fu, the show will be popular and maybe even popular than WWE.



Why am I knowing so much about WWE?


It's because I watch them every week on PPS TV just for ENTERTAINMENT.

First Post

Posted by Fred | Posted in | Posted on 20:06

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I had create this blog last year and now only I got the time to edit it.

Should I say "Happy Birthday" to it?




Nah...

Stay tuned, because I'm free for blogging..

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